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We attempted the “High, There” dating app for stoners to locate love

Feb 15, 2018 10:16 am By Angie Piccirillo

If you’re just like me you might be SO over dating apps — what amount of weirdos may possibly are now living in the vicinity of the five mile radius? We believe I deleted the very last of the “let’s carry on a bad-idea adventure date” apps in 2013 together with the last guy’s quantity whom We met at a wine bar and then faked i acquired unwell.

But additionally, fulfilling dudes the d fashioned way — especially in l . a . — is certainly not simple. We often would rather stay house and toke a blunt in my hi Kitty pajama pants and cheesy that is eat without any help rather than heading out and attempting to fulfill men.

Therefore like, why can’t I simply accomplish that by having a guy in place of heading out for an uncomfortable date? I am able to, because there’s love, a software for the.

In fact, there’s a entire software for individuals who like to meet and get high together — appropriately called, High There! Its functionality is quite comparable to Tinder: swipe directly to go on to the second, hit the giant “High There” switch in the centre you see if you like what. After which if you end up getting a match, it will start a talk for y’all to go over if you like Indica or Sativa flowed by long walks in the coastline.

I tried the app myself and discovered a pic of a guy we’ll call “Jake” who legit appeared as if a stock photo — or at the least, a headshot that is acting have been face tuned to excellence. After matching with “Jake” — he was sent by me a message. His “Story” on their page talked about he’d choose to “find a cigarette smoking buddy, — one that’s enjoyable to smoke cigarettes with and also make down with wod be a giant bonus.” Thus I figured like, hopefly he likes hey Kitty pajama pants, right?

After no reaction all day and night, we just flat out asked if if he had been a bot simply right here to confuse me — but rather i acquired a tremendously bot-like reaction, “Oh Hi here! Sorry it took me so long to react, we never match with anybody on right here.” Insert eye rl. I’d like to state that he has not responded to my humble request after I demanded a face time to prove “Jake” was a real person. TBH, I’m still hoping you will have some type of proof before this whole story posts to ensure that there some kind of pay off to scanning this. I’d also want to tell “Jake” I super lied about my age. Whoops.

Possibly my personal favorite benefit of this dating app, is rather associated with classic cock photos you’d anticipate on some other software, these guys mostly take selfies making use of their biggest blunts of them all. Into that so you can still judge by size, if you’re. You will probably find a beach that is occasional, but there’s also a large amount of shots of agrictural weed gardens to gander, you realize, in case one of the deal breakers is the fact that your significant other will need to have an eco-friendly thumb or whatevs.

Another bonus, is the fact that people’s usernames are kinda hilarious. Some faves consist of: 420fife and PNappleXprss. In addition have actually an admiration for those who list the way they celebrate 420 — in case it is outside of the norm of making snacks out for Snoop Dogg. I’m still swiping right for now, but hands crossed I’ll look for a dude who’s into naturally rled Lowell Indica smokes, cheesy popcorn not to mention, my Hello Kitty pajamas.